• Took babes to a YFC party at the amazing new custom built green oak church The Ark. Home - managed to get the front door dis-mounted, and planed down so it opens & shuts nicely.
• Thrilled to see Gleb Popov has got CODE running nicely under FreeBSD - good stuff.

• Employees & board meetings. Got into a bit of profiling in the browser.

• COOL community call, amazed to see our Amazon images' DNS fail horribly, transiently. Plugged away at matrix / testing with the team. Customer call, catch-up with Aron & Andras.
• Published a new Marketing Designer role to work alongside Pedro with our team.

• Mail chew, monthly all hands, patch review with Ash.

• Somewhat disappointed to have our builder notify us that he is abandoning his contractual responsibilities - annoying when we've tried to be the ideal customer at all times.
• Monthly mgmt call.

• Planning call, chat with Muhammet; poked at test matrix. Got hatch surround sorted out on the band-saw to try to reduce humidity in the garage for the tools' sake.

• All Saints in the morning, put up Badmington Net, Laura & Tyler over for tea.
• Watched The Chosen really excessively good & well produced; and the King of crowdfunded TV.

• Concealed wiring with H. in her room for her raspberry-pi powered lighting strip. Put up roman-blinds with J. - fun. Lunch.
• E. helped jack up the car, made some large replacement Al washers to repaire the rattling Prius exhaust heat shield which had bi-metallically corroded its fixings through after a decade of heating while wet.
• Interested by Dawkins's take on increasing the sum of happiness in the world; vs. a contrapuntal rosy view; vs. a hatchet job - we live in an interesting world.

• Admin; J. repaid our loan for the house; nice. Plugged away at the intersection of grim conditional Makefile dependencies and horrifying ordering issues with js, and generated js from typescript - eventually got there; a first-cut of the next-gen CODE builds and runs (thanks to Andras' and team's great back-porting work).
• Out for a run with J. worked late - fixed a couple of customer tickets & caught up with Ash.

• COOL community meeting - moved again to where it was; should now move with European daylight saving to avoid confusion.
• Partner & customer call. Poked at some customer tickets.

• Catch up with Tor, sales call with Eloy - prodded at a nasty mis-feature with web view mode in Online and code read through a nasty with Ash. M's ballet re-starting; fun.

• Mail chew, sync with Kendy; chased customer bugs, and contractuals; catch-up with Pedro.

• Mail chew, planning call, catch up with Eloy.

Young & foolish?

In 1988 as a scrawny eleven-year old arrival alone at boarding school, perhaps the only Quaker in a thousand strong body; I wore a white poppy to the large Remembrance Day commemorations. I recall the interest and forceful objections of my peers and elders - some with armed service connections, and my impassioned pleas for a personal pacifism. No doubt there were some who were intellectual defenders of the doctrine of Just War: (love's response to a neighbour threatened), as I myself became later in life - but I suspect that the fun of picking on those who are noticeably different was the dominant motivation. I imagine a majority of those in the Free Software community have suffered similar or more traumatic experiences, associated with being noticeably and vocally different; of being outstanding in one area & yet weak in others: perhaps socially and/or athletically. Hopefully that lets us empathise with others who are oppressed. That's why in this debate I think the purest motives on both sides here are closest to this: What is love's response to a neighbour who is threatened? and then what is proportional?

Disclaimer: something must be done

Recently RMS returned to the FSF board with to my mind an indefensible lack of grace & engagement with his critics. This seems to unfortunately intersect with the absence of good, representative governance structures for eg. GPL users to affect license direction. People started on-line petitions in liu of voting to either remove the FSF board or to unconditionally support RMS. Spoiler alert - there is something to annoy everyone here. I don't believe either of these stated positions is helpful and one of them is actively dangerous. I expect RMS to demonstrate hard-core leadership by preparing for his inevitable political or physical death, and building good governance structures that can live on and continue his work. It is not a time to do nothing. KDE's, statement seemed constructive, Debian had a middle ground option, and even RedHat's position was not so extreme. I sincerely hope that the FSF can be improved and continue to reflect RMS' vision of Software Freedom.

Its not all awful

The open letter to remove the FSF board contains much that is deeply problematic, yet there are some sensible pieces, take this one:

While these ideas have been popularized in some form by Richard M. Stallman, he does not speak for us. We do not condone his actions and opinions. We do not acknowledge his leadership or the leadership of the Free Software Foundation as it stands today.

Notice the credit, and yet creating distance, notice the sensible tone, and the moderate approach. I would like to think that the several thousand people signing up to this, many of whom I like, some of whom I've really enjoyed working with are primarily saying only what this paragraph says. If so - good, I can understand that. Unfortunately alongside this reasonableness are some very profound problems that needlessly makes this one of the most divisive initiatives I've seen in free-software:

Attacking people's beliefs?

The rational here seems really damaging:

"He has shown himself to be misogynist, ableist, and transphobic, among other serious accusations of impropriety [impiety?]. These sorts of beliefs have no place in the free software, digital rights, and tech communities. ... There has been enough tolerance of RMS’s repugnant ideas ... we will not continue suffering his behaviour, ... or otherwise holding him and his hurtful and dangerous ideology as acceptable. ... We ask for contributors to free software projects to take a stand against bigotry and hate within their projects."

This focus on beliefs is unconscionable. Beliefs struggle to exist outside people's heads so I read this as: People who we can plausibly accuse of having misogynistic, ableist or transphobic beliefs have no place in the free software community. This might sound plural and welcoming, and I understand the desire to stick up for those who are marginalized, but it has a number of acute problems.

What is the new orthodoxy?

Which are the views that must be held (or not held) to have a place in free software? Unfortunately the new orthodoxy while having sixteen promoters is unbounded - we are not given a comprehensive creed. We do have some very precise examples on what is not acceptable though. Lets take trans-phobia. Apparently RMS while not on the autistic spectrum, does have a phobia. However - exactly what that phobia is is rather less than clear. Many (including I suspect RMS) are convinced that he is not transphobic. There seems to be a somewhat complex difference in the doctrine of how best to de-gender pronouns which causes the problem.

Interestingly the ableist issue when I skimmed the snippets seems to be rooted in a specific view on the ethics of abortion. As a young woman finds herself unexpectedly alone at a crossroads of life-changing consequence it is hard not to have deep compassion for her! Indeed, my wife has spent some years giving space and a listening ear, to help women think through their choices at this crisis point. Views vary widely here, but it seems that even among abortion activists the (perhaps comforting) view that there is zero moral dimension: that the act is no more significant than clipping your fingernails is a rather extreme one. Nevertheless if you hold it I expect it makes it much harder to critique selective abortion - whether for sex, disability or (as technology advances) more eugenic Gattaca-style scenarios. I read RMS' deeply disturbing advice on selecting for ability (which is sadly common) as flowing from this understanding. Should an affirmation of the wonderful, unique, created in the image of God value of all persons at some point in this process be mandatory for inclusion in our community? A tough one.

Apparently the signatories of this document also think that having mysogynistic beliefs is grounds for excommunication from the free software community. Who chose these three beliefs? where did they appear from? are there any more things we should not believe? Presumably traditional convictions around marriage are also grounds, cf. the Brendan Eich hysteria but; what else?

On excommunicating heretics

The paradox of intolerance is often aired to lazily avoid spending any thought justifying this sort of statement & action. One day I hope to have time to read The Open Society and its Enemies and its counterpoint. The vital need is to respect the dignity, protect the property, and cherish the lives of others - particularly those who have historically suffered. I can see how this is especially important to trans people, and I take no pleasure in seeing them offended. Having said that there are also many groups who have suffered historically in horrible ways. History is indeed littered with examples of well meaning intolerance going badly wrong. It is also clearly the case that some speech is unacceptable (but beliefs!?). The interesting question here is really where to draw the line. No doubt it feels good to stand up for a vulnerable marginalized community by excluding those with whom they disagree. I do wonder whether that is easier than trying to understand and accurately portray both sides - or "putting the work in to understand other human beings".

This is fun! lets find more heretics!

It seems to me there is a substantial convergence of views between RMS and this new orthodoxy - so it should be far easier to find those whose beliefs diverge significantly. Luckily very detailed descriptions exist of what very large groups of people believe around the world. Many have different ideas of how best to love those with whom they disagree. For example Male and Female he created them - towards a path of dialogue on the question of gender theory in education. (published 2019 under Pope Francis). That should be easy to caricature in order to exclude people from the Free Software community. I think it would also be easy to argue that a loyal Catholic faithfully upholding the Churches' teaching has beliefs that are more easy to caricature as mysogynist than RMS'. I really don't want to pick on Catholics (who just happen to be rather good at multi-lingual write-ups of their doctrines), so how about a random update from the Church of England. Of course - in each case adherents would reject such a caricature and these labels; no doubt they would also have powerful convictions on when life begins. But perhaps that's all a bit Euro-centric - so how about Wikipedia on Islam, or we can spend all day cycling through major belief systems each representing hundreds of millions of people, and collectively billions. Almost all of these will have some element that will conflict with or upset the opinions of someone else. Most of these belief systems are mutually contradictory and/or mutually offensive at some level to adherents of others. So there should be no shortage of beliefs for which we can excommunicate others.

I hear the common objection: "But I have a friend who is a <insert religion> and they don't believe anything (like that) - perhaps we can only exclude the ones that actually believe these things?". I'm sure you do have such a friend, and so do I. Clearly no world religion has a monolithic interpretation. The balance between revelation & personal experience, the hermeneutics and theology varies extraordinarily widely. That results in sets of people under the same apparent umbrella holding widely different beliefs; even if we can safely assume that you truly know what your friend believes; and this is before we get into more esoteric Spaghetti Monster style creeds.

All that aside - I see no way to argue for excluding RMS on the basis of his beliefs (ie. he is not progressive-orthodox enough) without also loosing a big chunk of the rest of the world as well. Please notice - nothing in the statement that so many signed says this is specific to leaders, or being a prominent person, each belief itself is grounds: "these sort of beliefs have no place in the free software community?". Why pick belief as a rationale?

Potential allies in surprising places

An acquaintance of a friend spent many decades smuggling 'pornographic literature' into the Eastern Block - (very good for marriage enrichment). He also founded a non-profit Open Doors, here's a quote from the pre-amble to their watch list:

In the most populated countries on earth, [people] live in a surveillance state ... China has also developed widespread facial recognition software and established laws requiring facial scans to purchase a phone. When taken together, these two technological advances mean the government can track individuals like never before ... China is also rolling out a country-wide Social Credit System (SCS) by which authorities plan to reward "good" citizenship and punish "bad."

Do people with those beliefs, who are actively working to educate, lobby, change hearts & minds to guard society and help others - have common cause with us in the "digital rights community"? - or do they need excommunicating too? It is interesting that Open Doors provide one of the more conservative estimates of the ~thousand(s) of Christians killed each year specifically for their faith. I worry about an ethnocentricity that extrapolates from the USA's poisonous cultural divisions to erase the oppression of minorities around the globe. It is not acceptable to consider the impact of community policies based only on the Silicon Valley population & culture.

Transient heretics in surprising places

Another interesting problem with orthodoxy is the surprising belligerence and infighting that it can breed - often on minor issues. This is familiar from the innumerable schisms in small churches. A joke is told in the aftermath of a church dividing; of an old friend checking in with one of the new leaders: "Ah, these are terrible faithless times - we've split again over doctrine, and now it's just me and my brother. And to be honest - I'm not so sure about him!". I was interested to see the story of eg. Valerie Aurora: an extremely smart & dynamic feminist who is a leading expert on the latest diversity topics. Yet she was somehow ejected from Double Union the hacker/maker space she co-founded because of inadvertently infringing the code of conduct that she ~wrote. I fear living in a world where even outwardly conforming to the latest progressive orthodoxy would tax the wisdom of Solomon.

Prophets of a new creed

It is interesting to read about the beliefs of some of the people involved here; sadly I don't know Molly - but I've had the privilege of working with Matthew Garrett in his early days on GNOME - and a smarter, more charismatic, outspoken, iconoclastic(?), amusing person it's hard to find - quite apart from his amazing depth of contribution to Free Software. I was interested to try to quickly skim Molly & Matthew's beliefs based on what they write and see how they measure up.

Before doing that - let me re-assert that I take the freedoms of speech, conscience and expression extremely seriously as self-evidently vital for the functioning of an open society, though not absolute. While I want everybody to live in a physically safe space, I want to discuss views robustly in an atmosphere of respectful enquiry, with complete freedom and openness. It is not my intention to enlarge the sphere of (self) censorship.

There is however a kind of humour whose value (if any) is drawn from trampling the personal & sacred to elicit a response; is it nervous schadenfreude for those thus offended? (in this case those who love Christ more than friends or family). I don't see many cursing with ~obsolete god's names eg. Marduk so what can we learn from:

I'd prefer five words such as: challenging, fascinating, absorbing, collaborative, rewarding myself - but I'd hate to live in a world devoid of humour. Another example - I was interested by Molly's re-tweet on another hot potato (as always well worth reading the primary source court judgement rather than the dubious spin below):

To me it is curious that someone can champion excluding people over their heterodox beliefs, while simultaneously shouting things like the below; perhaps some irony overload here:

Apparently it is easy to end up championing the gentle treatment of a sexual minority while thinking it is funny to be gratuitously offensive to other minorities. Surely it can be offensive enough to respectfully state ones position. Still - in a world where there is a broad freedom of belief, conscience and speech, possibly some humour can cut through the gloom. A possibly tragic, possibly humorous but probably co-incidental aside here is that some chunk of this is based on an excessive focus on a small divergence in linguistic orthodoxy; when this was a hallmark of the GNU-slash-Linux campaigns of the past.

Perhaps you think it is deeply unfair to examine people's public twitter feeds - which occur outside the context of a project - to determine whether their beliefs are aligned with the standards they demand from others. Actually - I tend to agree. For good reason any sensible code of conduct excludes speech and behaviour outside its immediate project context. Not so this statement - its scope is everyone, everywhere and all of the time - even historic beliefs.

But possibly you think that it is ok to attack the privileged to defend the weak; that it is proportional to agitate to end someone's career in order to avoid the risk of a friendly minority member inadvertently working alongside someone who has some subset of beliefs that differ from theirs.

Saint Obama: the world is complicated

I was encouraged recently to watch this, and I excerpt the first part:

This idea of purity, never compromised, always politically woke & all that stuff - you should get over that quickly. The world is messy, there are ambiguities, people who do really good stuff have flaws.

(his Catholic vice-president also seems to be doing well as of late too). I expect that any model of people that doesn't tolerate the complexity and malleability of human experience and belief will ultimately not represent the world well. That will lead to disappointment. You should get over that quickly. I'm certainly far from perfect, my views change over time, perhaps the same is true for you. As Lincoln pointed out that Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it, I'm often guilty of that myself.

Conclusion

Should we fear a world-view that locates most of the world's problems in other people? The flaws I'm most concerned about are my own (which are more than obvious though I'm certain I have more that you can locate). It is because of those flaws that I need to live in a place that is patient and loving.

Should we fear a world-view that builds a path to redemption via being maximally unpleasant to others who disagree? Or is it better to try hard to "Act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God" (Micah 6).

Is being offended occasionally by others' (truly objectionable) beliefs the price of collaborating with people with diverse viewpoints, discussing anything and everything without boundaries and learning? Not always a small price to pay, but is it not necessary? Surely it is the case that each member of outlying groups benefits from mutual tolerance. Indeed we often celebrate the amazing contributions to society of those who (at the time) were viewed to have unacceptably fringe beliefs & practices. Becoming a less tolerant society is potentially polarizing and dangerous.

What is love's response to a neighbour in need in this instance? Probably it is to vigorously encourage RMS to setup a representative governance so actual users of the GPL family can determine its post-RMS future. Perhaps it is to loudly re-iterate the obvious: that RMS does not represent you or me - and that we don't share the details of his unusual politics; to make more obvious that personal views are disjoint from organizations' missions, and to ensure we are able to choose our representatives in a secret ballot. But love's response is certainly not to let Free Software get twisted into a new and narrow orthodoxy consumed by gender politics to its own harm and the exclusion of others. We should remain a broad, tolerant and inclusive church even when it hurts. We used to be focused on liberty & freedom - I miss that.

"We ask for contributors to free software projects to take a stand against bigotry and hate within their projects."

Bigotry - a stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own.

Postscript A - why religious tolerance?

It seems obvious to me that this new orthodoxy combined with political power is rather dangerous. Perhaps those who have not grown up with some of the common stories would do well to read them. How about the fiery furnace - takes two minutes of your life; but why is it so hard to show due respect to the pagan government's request? is that really breaking the 2nd commandment? Or - if you have a very strong stomach - try just eat the pork: why won't they obey orders from an authority (Epiphanes: 'god manifest') - perhaps interesting? What requirements or forced conformity might be too much? Is there a shortcut via coercion to truly change society to how I want it to look? or is winsome persuasion the best way? Of course there is a shameful record of burnings, division & bigotry - often over rather small divergences in orthodoxy throughout the Church's history, without even getting into where major creeds interacted at a larger world scale. Then again I'm sympathetic to the Pastafarian concern that arbitrarily unreasonable creeds can be created, and that other points of view have no systematic orthodoxy to protect them which seems unfair: surely it is so: so lets treat all people fairly when our worlds collide.

Postscript B - hiring people

"We want to hire diverse people - but only if they are exactly like us."

One of the things that has saddened me most among those I've worked with in the past is that it is now acceptable for people to say that they would not hire people with beliefs that I know many wonderful, excellent, Christian programmers have. There is a rising tide of intolerance of those that are perceived not to kowtow to the new progressive orthodoxy.

Generally an attitude of graciously accepting others' hostility has held, along with avoiding law-suits. I fear though that as attacks on believers' presence in Free Software get more explicit there will be a slowly growing realization of the problem here. Not to pick on Mozilla (though they did sign this problematic statement) but I'm curious how views that are 'traumatic and damaging' can be accommodated there. I think it is past time to start monitoring religious affiliation as well as ethnicity as part of diversity.

Can any company explain how These sorts of beliefs have no place in the free software, digital rights, and tech communities can intersect with companies that build products around such communities? Surely we can find lots of quotes saying how important community is to developing software. Surely we can find statements that employees are members of such communities. So is it really credible to a-priori exclude masses of people on the basis of their beliefs from your employee pool? Does that extend to refusing to hire people based on their beliefs? Or perhaps people with incompatible beliefs just get inferior jobs inside the company partitioned away from those communities? Certainly - I feel far from safe & welcome applying to one of the listed companies there without further re-assurance. It is deeply ironic that in the past one of the (baseless) explanations from some of the more reasonable people I talk with for excluding believers from management is that they might discriminate when hiring.

If this statement was focused on leaders, it could be characterized as installing a new glass-ceiling for any who are not progressive-orthodox. Even if it were re-written as a criteria for leaders - I'm still far from sure we will get better leaders by selecting for conformity rather than competence.

As the virtual becomes increasingly more important than the physical for some people's livelihoods hopefully we can all agree that encouraging equitable behaviour online is a good thing.

Postscript C - (goes without saying)

As should not need saying: these views are mine, my own. I don't speak for my employer, nor any projects I'm affiliated with, nor my Church, or my friends. Feel free to borrow any views you find persuasive or reject any you find objectionable.

Updates

2021-04-14: Impressed to receive a very gracious apology from Matthew G for his language; though of course - I'd prefer movement on the substance; good chap; (he approved this, and tweeted). Also an amusing comment from a friend on the parallels between Act justly, and to love mercy and the Robustness principle

• Sermon in the car on the way to R&A's - lovely to meet L - in person: another, wonderful nephew - exciting times, and tired parents. Lots of crypto mining going on, thank goodness for an increasingly de-carbonized electricity grid. Home, slugging, bed.

• Up, patch porting, gave a talk at LinuxTag - lovely to hear lots of spoken German again.
• Improved garage lighting, helped J. re-paint window frame, J. opaqued the family bathroom window - nice.

• Plugged at slides, sync with Thorsten, parents through for lunch on the way back northwards. More slide-work and playing with Moodle. Eventually poked at comment serialization to OOXML - some code!

• Caught up with Muhammet; early lunch, interview, catch up with Frank & Philippe, idle patch porting. Poked at slideware - Marc doing a nice job.

• Quick chat with Eloy, drove to Heartwood Forest with the family, enjoying the team recounting their progress during Productivity's hack-week last week. Lots of interest. Met up with S&C&A&J - admired bluebell wood, played games , lunch - home, caught up with mail.

• Planning call with the team; worked through E-mail. David kindly tutored N & H in physics. Took H. to Bury Cathedral to practice & play the Organ in a service.

• Day off, feeling under the weather; tidied the house, really thrilled that Oracle's unhelpful copyright case against Android is finally resolved sensibly. Pleased to have identified the real issue rather early; also that this carefully guarded API (C) approach (that made a mess of Java standardization in the past) turned out to be ineffective in the long run. Good for the industry, open standards & interoperability as a whole. Great.
• Helped babes with their maths for some hours back to back - getting better.

• Easter Sunday, sung & played at All Saints lovely. Visited by J&K&Penelopy for a fine lamb lunch. Really wonderful to see them again in person after many years away.

• Unpacked bits with H.'s help, assembled bench with E's help - getting the garage into a sensible state.

• Up early, drove to London, helped to cleared house post funeral, tea in the garden with Russian translator neighbour, drove back; tiring.

• Slept poorly. Drove to Aldeburgh to have fish & chips in the garden with B&A, unfortunately rather a cool and breezy experience - caught up with them a bit; drove home - chewed mail in the car.

• Worked on the mail & ticket backlog. Babes had a garden meet-up, and fire in the evening.

• Supported M&D at John Cornish' funeral, good to see lots of people there. Lunch & tea in the garden. Drove home late.

• Planning call, lunch; worked on our QA matrix with the team; off to a funeral in London.

• All Saints communion service, minuted the APCM and PCC Chancel meeting; back for lunch; D. over.
• Re-assembled trampoline with D's help - amusing to see him playing trampoline dancing games with E. Rested & relaxed.

• Up; three hour constructive TDF board call. J. got some painting done, out for a walk.

• Mail chew, lots of de-motivated neergh. Out for a run. New gamer chair arrived - cheap & perhaps cheerful, lets see.

• Catch up with Muhammet, COOL community call, poked at a bug; ESC call. Did some hackery to inline versions into stack-traces we log to dis-ambiguate things.

• Mail chew, reviewed the ongoing RMS fiasco fallout, what an epic, and completely avoidable waste of time and squandering of goodwill. Worse one that despite more moderate statements has been siezed upon to create more division and distract the argument from leadership competence and/or the FSF's lack of representative governance into extreme ideological distractions; upsetting.
• Sales call, catch up with Andras.

• Catch-up with Kendy, chat with Tor. Finally got the PCC minutes put together. Called our builder to try to work out if they still exist. Customer call.
• Up late with a rather nuanced discussion.

• Took kids to school; weekly planning call.
• Read the news; oh dear. Previously I was willing to cut Richard a lot of slack on the grounds that I don't think attacking hippies for being that is terribly broad minded and inclusive. However. The way in which Richard totally failed to engage with any nuance of his critics' arguments, articulate any degree of personal growth, give any ways to address concerns about his behavior is & was in my view horribly disrespectful to those who (often at some risk) raised those concerns. In my book you don't have to agree, but you do have to listen. An indefensible lack of finesse & clear communication for a leader. Or did I miss something. Very disappointing indeed, and probably symptomatic of the problems RMS and the FSF have.
• Catch up with Miklos, Cor, managed to miss my weekly mgmt meeting.

• Up late, on-line service, out for a walk with the family; relaxed variously.

• Mended H's chair by angle-grinding a slot into the broken grub-screw & un-screwing it. D. over for lunch. Got into some plumbing action, sealed gaps under the kitchen units with M's help. Fine dinner, played bananagrams.

• Chap round to look at our apple tree - all good. Interview, lengthy contract review.
• Called and then texted the UK Census people to try to get a number to file; no number, unfortunate - hours of free-phone music to enjoy.
• Watched Romeo & Juliet with the littlies.

• COOL Community meeting, picked up kids, more bug and marketing review; customer/partner call.

• Sales call with Eloy, lots of bug triage, close and review with Aron. Monthly all-hands, interview.

• Delayed planning call, monthly mgmt. call, mail, admin.

• Took babes to school, Addenbrooks visit, mail chew, admin, tickets. A 3m tall tree delivery from a lovely friend arrived.
• Nice chap from Catton Windows arrived, inspected door broken by burglars for replacement interesting.
• Very pleased to listen to Hauser Live in Zagreb and remember the collective enjoyment & cross cultural appeal of beautiful classical music.
• All Saints PCC call, rather late.

• All Saints in the morning - good to be back in the building. Pizza lunch, relaxed & slugged variously; watched O Brother Where Art Thou in the evening with the babes.

• Up early; FOSS Asia - an encouraging conference, slides on some of the new work we're doing:
• Out to get some plumbing pieces - trying the evils of speed-fit; M. helped to solder up the plumbing - good practice; nice burn while distracted.
• Catch-up with M&D.

• Admin, TDF employees & board meetings, testing tickets, planning. Out for a run, worked very late on FOSSASIA slides.

• Mail chew; testing. Sad to have all of the babes except E. out to school at lunch time. COOL community call, catch up with Andras, customer & partner call; admin.

• Early customer call, Sales call, encouraging old friend & customer call. Catch-up with Cor . Up unfeasibly late getting the APCM minutes written up for last year.

• Catch up with Kendy, more testing, bug-filing, and a bit of hacking fixing some; nice. Watched another ycombinator startup video with H.

• Planning call, testing, admin, E-mail. Put up a wardrobe for N. in the evening.

• All Saints online family service in the morning. Lunch, caught up with L&T happily. D. over for a walk and then dinner.

• Caught up with M&D. - lovely to see them lunch. Put up coat-hangers with E. in the afternoon: somehow a more cluttered house seems friendlier to me - is minimalism too much?

• Mail chew, call with Lubos & Miklos, worked on some data crunching / modelling in COOL/Calc - filed bugs, and fixed a double-click to rename sheet annoyance quickly. Catch-up with Szymon.
• Out for a run.

• Chat with Muhammet, COOL community meeting. Lunch.
• Picked up Mac/ARM prototype from the office to ship back - good to see the place and evelikov. Customer call.
• Fixed a forgotten but rather trivial ticket, good to do a little coding.

• Slides, poked at various patches & feature pieces. Great to read Muhammet's latest COOL community roundup.
• Collabora Productivity Partner Council call & feedback - encouraging to have such a switched on, and engaged set of people to work together with.

• Patch review, builders returned to varnish & caulk this & that snag; mercifully removed several cubic metres of un-needed surplus materials, leaving only several behind.
• Read about the z-Architecture, interested to hear of their XML parsing (and db2 acceleraton) zIIP co-processor: we could use that.

• Planning call, worked away at admin, slides etc.
• Received a battery of health test results, all fine except for the obvious somatic disease; good. Got 2nd workbench installed in the Garage - with N's help - nice.

• D. over, roast lunch, out for a walk, watched Bliss in the evening, a tragedy with mixed acting.

• Up lateish; three hour TDF board call, dug ivy out of the garden somehow with Julia; out for a run together.

• Short TDF board call; partner / sales call, admin. Out for a run with J.
• Finally got around to posting my FOSDEM slides, first an update for the Collaboration dev-room on integrating (with video)
• And also for the work we did to integrate COOL into an app-image for easy installation as part of Nextcloud Hub (with video)

• TDF budget ranking, calls, day of admin. COOL community roundup. Some perf / profiling of COOL - nice N^3 algorithm in writer affecting huge docs found.
• Idle Freeze Pane fix, product management pieces, late partner call.

• Sales calls with Eloy, Kara, Miklos. Planning call, catch-up with Philippe. Poked at a bug.

• Early morning blood-letting at the hospital. Catch up with Kendy, mail chew & admin. Interview.
• Cut out a rather rough letterbox in the new door; cheap pendulum jigsaw produces rather a different on the other side; hmm.

• Planning call, status report, worked through E-mail. Enjoyed some nice data from Lubos tracing COW page duplications in Online.
• Catch up with Thorsten, worked on bug analysis & started slowly getting through the E-mail mountain.

• Singing & Sermon on Judges / Jael. Relaxed variously, out for a walk with J. Watched some Black Mirror with H. - thought provoking.

• D. over, together got water-tank breathing sealed up and out to a sofit vent, rather than having a waterfall ambience in the workshop.
• Leveled and screwed workbench bench to the wall. Tidied up and unpacked lots of tools, ground off rust, oiled metal left & right. Somehow with a functional workbench it feels more like home.

• Cut out a hole to put up the washing line temporarily. Removed more builders rubble / scrap concrete etc. from flower-beds.
• Had a brain-wave / simpler design for tank breathing; cut whole; visited a PPE clad Doctor too for good measure.

• Played with E. making a rope-ladder for her attic; she sawed up lots of rungs, drilled them out, I routed the sides, and (eventually) we got it setup. As expected far harder to climb than anticipated - practice required.
• Managed to finally get to dis-assembling the floating electricity meter with awful mini-roof that was plaguing the front flower bed. Rescued some conduit with M. and helped J. a little digging the flower bed.

• Out for a run; chewed mail, product research, admin - customer call, CP all hands call, lunch.
• Equipment arrived for stopping large water tank breathing into the garage & making everything damp (#1 suspected cause at least). Spent a while considering what to do there.

• Monthly management call.
• Did some wiring & hatch adjustment with E. Removed lots of rocks from the garden with M. - while waiting for the groundwork to be completed. Visit from the Barham and Sons chap around them multi-month delays for doors - hmm.
• Watched Passengers with the family, a huge vista painted with almost no actors: great.

• Holiday (on and off). Gave up waiting for the lead-work to be fixed, and attempted it with E's help. 100W soldering iron not up to the job; hmm. Unclear that the blow-lamp for lead guttering is a good idea. Siliconed everything up instead.
• Re-visited last security camera mounting, and discovered we'd mis-wired the connector at one end; balanced on ladder at a great height & got everything connected up finally.

• Valentines day, cards appreciated variously - out for a walk. Babes & Julie decided to put together a romantic dinner for the parents - just lovely. Hand-cut paper hearts, amazing food, georgeous waitresses, fine menus, and some time with just J. Teen girls rock.
• Watched 'Parasite' with J. while waiting - an interesting film indeed.

• Out for a run with J.; D. over for lunch; relaxed variously before getting hooks put up on lots of bedroom and bathroom doors together.

• Catchup with Florian, TDF board-call, customer call, lunch. Mail chew, nice catch-up with Sean in the evening.

• Admin meeting, COOL community meeting, plugged away at more admin. Customer / Partner call. Back-ported a fix to COOL 4.2 for a customer.
• The babes have started to play 'Guess Who' a lot, perhaps it is the large number of people & characters they're missing. Amusingly they memorized all the names/faces so they can play without the board.

• Pleased to see Muhammet's latest nice COOL Community Roundup - having delay writing it, the backlog only grows; hopefully thinner next week.
• Sales call, catch-up with Andras. Chased a bug-fix / back-port.

• Catch up with William & Cor, lots of tedious admin.

• Planning call, mail chew, marketing call, admin, GNOME AB call late.

• All-Saints via Zoom - good to see many friendly faces. Some good FOSDEM chat questions from the LibreOffice dev-room. Back to the family - pizza lunch, sung, sermon, watched & relaxed together.
• [Update] - slides posted.

• Up lateish; enjoyed some FOSDEM talks, answered questions around mine. [Update] - slides posted.
• In some spare cycles - did the Linux Foundation's new Inclusive Open Source Community Orientation course which was for the most part remarkably positive and helpful.
• D. over for lunch, sealed more gaps in the utility room to reduce the air-flow: expanding foam everywhere.

• Mail, patch review, some testing & ticket reading. Call with Herman, got registered for and setup for online FOSDEM at the weekend - exciting. FLOSS Foundations virtual dinner in the evening - lovely to hear so many old friends.

• Partner call, COOL community meeting, mail catch-up, code reading. ISO27001 training call, catch up with Guilhem.

• Morning sales call, more debugging & coding, sync with Tor, Henry & Kendy.

• Admin, some three way collaboration testing with Aron & Ezinne. Hackery, chat with Jeremy.

• Planning call, sync with Dennis, lunch, catch-up with Andras, patch review, lots of E-mail churn. Hackery until late.

• J. fever & feeling down from the jab. Service together. roast lunch, with D. much applied slugging.

• Up earlyish; out for a run, board, +MC, +staff calls through the day; J. out to get a jab in Ipswich. Relaxed, dinner, personal tax work. Played Poker with the family, back to work.

• Catch up with Lothar, Florian, Thorsten, partner call, sync with Tor & Henry, exhausted somehow.

• Partner call, COOL community meeting, some patch review, C'bra quarterly mgmt meeting with customer call in the middle, mail.
• Really pleased to see the migration TypeScript (a huge improvement from Microsoft) ongoing from Gokay & Dennis in COOL; much cleaner more maintainable code.

• Sales call, partner call, admin.

• CS3 - another interesting conference, they use the (proprietary) Gather.Town: which allows you to get -something- like an in-person conference hallway / booth experience; as you move around close to people their audio and video appear and fades in; works surprisingly well. Would love to have something similar in a FLOSS solution - hopefully someone's suppressed internal Javascript gamer bursts out soon. [Update] - seems the CCC team did this already with rc3 world built on Phaser.
Presented my slides; 14 minutes - 15 seconds a slide or so, hmm - if we did less, there would be less to explain perhaps:

• Weekly planning call, mail chew, admin, partner call, up late writing slides for CS3.

• Slept exhaustedly; worship with babes, sermon from Gordon. Pizza lunch, David over for a walk, lovely to see him.

• Up lateish, back to slides, worked through the day. Put family to bed, catch up with Ash, reviewed & merged some patches. Listened to LCA talks, some interesting stuff.
• Gave my talk at LCA, lovely to be able to present to & meet people there (without having to fly):
• Very impressed with LCA's organization; a nice video on how to setup your presentation AV locally well in advance, very clear communication on the infrastructure, background chat and green rooms for speakers, tech-checks well in advance, and also minutes in advance, clear scheduling with helpful count-down and music between talks, smooth speaker introductions, hand-over and questions; polished. Using proprietary Discord and StreamYard hopefully a transient tactic to quickly deliver something good for FLOSS in 2021. Overall - an amazingly well done conference, great work!

• Admin, sync with Eloy, and Kendy, mail catch-up. Poked at some calc profiles & fixed a couple of rather silly drop-offs. Plugged away at the next invalidation multiplexing issue. Worked late on slides for LCA.

• Mail chew, sales call, built-in development

• Mail chew, sync with Andras, monthly all-hands, slides, testing, TDF Advisory Board call. Recorded a collaboration dev-room talk for FOSDEM - fun.

• Slides, monthly management call, HDMI faceplate arrived & finally got the lounge into some shape. Sync with Kendy, worked on FOSDEM slides.

• Planning call, catch up with Tor, Florian, Cor, poked ESC bits, admin.

• Up late, service at home, out for a walk with the family. Applied slugging, call with an old friend.

• Plugged away at profiling Online, got a couple of rather significant wins, pushed for review.
• Re-inforced the pantry shelves left & right to stop the MDF bowing under the jam jars. Tried to put up a curtain - but lost the screw-eyes.
• Watched some Mission Impossible thingit with the babes.

• Read Ogilvy, partner call, TDF employees then board call.

• Mail chew; discovered a call I was late for, enjoyed that, COOL community / planning call (minutes).
• Discovered lateish in the evening, after recording a FOSDEM talk, and finishing one set of slides that the deadline is extended a little; good - it did its job.

• Plugged away all day at admin, shuffled conference talk schedule and started on slides. Reviewed community patches, and easy-hacks, filed another Online Easy Hack.
• Sync. call with Ash. Worked late on slides.

• Took N. to have her braces finally removed at Addenbrooks. Back to mail.

• Planning call, mail, admin. Minuted All-Saints on-line PCC meeting in the evening.

• Played in the band at All Saints, rather reduced & subdued congregration, H. played the Organ. Pizza lunch, watched "A Knight's Tale" together.

• Plugged away at fused-spur / isolators for various bathroom appliances that had been bundled together in error with the help of H., N. and E.
• Up late for LCA speakers tech-check.

• Persuaded jsdom to size widgets to allow some degree of interactive rendering and tile requests for nodejs automated test slaves. Call with Herman.

• Managed to get nodejs and jsdom to load and (not) render COOL's Javascript here & there.

• Sales call, partner call, catch-up with Thorsten, some hacking.

• Mail chew, catch-up with Philippe; poked at nodejs.

• Started on the mail-backlog, and queue of admin. Un-blocked our next 6.4 release somehow. Personal admin too: tax return, insurance claim, builder snagging list etc.

• Up late, worship, sermon, rest, out for a walk, fine food - a relaxing end to a vacation.

• Finished getting door-bell wired and working. Guerilla glued things to mirror back to help mount it. Out for a walk as a family.

• Worked at door-bell fitting with E. amazing how annoying it can be to get a bell-wire fitted long after the house is complete - eventually managed to get it to the right place together. Got fused spur, and transformer cut in in the evening.